Some girls get dressed up when the go the mall, but not me. I like to get myself all prettified when I'm going to hardware stores. I know that may seem odd at first, but it's all a matter of what type of guy you want to attract. For me, Lowe's and Home Depot seem like the logical locations where I'd be more likely to meet my dream guy. What's better than a guy who know's his way around a toolbox?
So after I finished getting dressed and making my face flawless one day, I thought I'd try a sample I've had for a while: the Booty Parlor Flirty Little Secret Firming Cream with Pheromones. It claims to firm your skin and contain pheromones to make you irresistible to the opposite sex. I was hoping the pheromones would give an extra boost of sexiness.
Upon arriving in the Lowe's parking lot to purchase a gift for my grandfather, I slathered some of this stuff on my arms. I noticed that it was quite thin. My skin didn't feel too much smoother. It had a sweet fruity smell as well which was okay.
I walk into the store ready to fight off the inevitable hoards of men fighting to smell this irresistible scent emanating from my person but.....nothing. No one even bothered to help me find what I was looking for despite the damsel-in-distress expression I put on my face. It probably didn't help matters that there seemed to be a rule that any man entering the store had to be 70 or older that particular day.
So much for the pheromones.... :-p
Would I be interested in purchasing a full size product, based on this sample? No
Okay, so I may have been joking a little bit. I didn't really expect this stuff to be Love Potion No. 9, but I did hope that there would be something special here. Unfortunately, my skin did not feel any firmer or softer, and I'm not a fan of watery moisturizers.
You can find more information about this product on Amazon. It retails for around $25.